Funky Christmas (Demo)

圣诞节要到了～
不想要再听到芭乐圣诞歌
所以我拿起Iphone，打开GarageBand，做了这首歌
来个不一样的圣诞节～
Christmas is coming...
And I'm sick of listening to all the cheesy jingle bell stuffs
so I decided to write a rape song to celebrate this Christmas~
Merry Funky Christmas Y'all~

90's style rapping~ SWEET~

Funky Christmas
I'm tire of all the song they sing, when people gather around for Christmas Eve.
I'm gonna make a change and i'm gonna make it big.
An Asian kid is going to make the bells ring

I'm gonna do it, but how I'm gonna do it?
I ain't got money, have to do it at home
I grab my guitar and play some funky chords.
That's it! I'm gonna do it alone

Karate kid thinks he know how to rap cause he listens to Snoop Dogg, Eminem
He worship the old-school Kool And The Gang.
He thought the Disco Power is gonna make him a saint
Play some Rick James instead of Tony Bennett,
and play some funky music instead of cheezy jazz.
Enjoy your night with my Mary Jane.
Merry funky Christmas. Again and again.

Merry Christmas you gotta funk it up, you gotta funk it down and funk the Christmas
Merry Christmas you gotta funk it up, you gotta funk it down and funk the Christmas
Merry Christmas you gotta funk it up, you gotta funk it down and funk the Christmas
Merry Christmas you gotta funk it up, you gotta funk it down it's a funky Christmas

You're waiting for a guy name Santa Claus.
I tell you he's a fairy I do suppose
You told me he's a gentle man with beard that's cute ,
but i tell you his my grandpa with a dirty red suit
Rapping instead of singing traditional songs is like people playing sand instead of playing with snow
Boogie to the woogie instead of jingle the wood is just like Banging to the banging instead of and banging the boo

Merry Christmas you gotta funk it up, you gotta funk it down and funk the Christmas
Merry Christmas you gotta funk it up, you gotta funk it down and funk the Christmas
Merry Christmas you gotta funk it up, you gotta funk it down and funk the Christmas
Merry Christmas you gotta funk it up, you gotta funk it down it's a funky Christmas